MONTREAL—The Rhinoceros party is back in the running in the federal election with a promise to nationalize Tim Hortons and move the capital to Kapuskasing, Ont. The 52-year-old political party is even offering outgoing MP Eve Adams, who lost a Liberal nomination after jumping from the Tories, a riding of her choice in any Toronto-area riding. The Rhinos have been on and off the election trail since 1963. This time, it’s promising, among other things, to move Canada’s capital from Ottawa to Kapuskasing — because it’s in the middle of the country. If the satirical Rhinos win a majority, they also have a big pilot project in their 2015-3015 election platform: the privatization of the Canadian army and the nationalization of Tim Hortons.
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If elected, the Rhinoceros Party of Canada has promised to:
Repeal the law of gravity
Promote higher education by building taller schools
Count the Thousand Islands to make sure the Americans didn’t steal any[9]
Reform the retail lottery scheme by replacing cash prizes with Senate appointments
Seat the Queen of Canada in Buckingham, Quebec.
Nationalize Tim Horton's[10]
Move the national capital to Kapuskasing, Ontario[10]
Privatize the Canadian Army[10]
Guaranteed monthly orgasms[10]
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Loto Senate
Vote “yes or no” on all new Canadian laws !
Unchanged work conditions : wage of $138,700 / year, plus many expenses,
Minimum 4 days of work a year !
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