Mayor of this Town. (Sung to King of the road music)

Mayor of This Town (2007)

Civic Complex for sale or rent
Voters to woo...money well spent.
An old Blackberry is all I use
I have paid my Civic dues.
Ah, but two hours of non-stop chat
On any subject, at the drop of a hat
Show I'm a man of means by all means
Mayor of this town.

Second term, hey, there’s a way
I’m no quitter the voters will say !
Buttoned down suit and yellow truck
Pouring coffee and photo ops bring me luck.
I piss off some councilors some would say
But for my vision they all must pay
I'm a man of means by all means
Mayor of this town.

I told every voter on every street
The civic complex location would be neat
There will be no overruns in this mayor’s town
And when I bring it off I’ll be election bound.

I sing,
Civic Complex for sale or rent
Voters to woo...money well spent.
An old Blackberry is all I use
I have paid my Civic dues.
Ah, but two hours of non-stop chat
On any subject, at the drop of a hat
Show I'm a man of means by all means
Mayor of this town.
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With apologies to King Of The Road by Roger Miller